Meet the Team (Nobody Approved)

Welcome to the Inner Office. Where your healing journey gets staffed by a sarcastic narrator, a reformed ego, a surprisingly emotionally intelligent shadow, and an inner child with wand privileges.

👩🏻‍💼 Fran – Warden of Wordcraft & Sarcasm

Think Miranda Priestly meets Brené Brown’s sassier cousin. She narrates your life like it’s a dark comedy and edits your feelings like they're typos. Black pearls mandatory.

👨‍💼 Frank – Ego, Chief Bullshit Detector

Loud. Dramatic. Defensive. Also the first to cry during a Pixar movie. Frank thinks he’s the boss. He is not. He’s on a performance improvement plan.

🕶️ Shelly – Shadow, Vibe Checker & Emotional Intel Specialist

Once misunderstood, now your most loyal ally. Reads energy like a CIA agent and won’t let you gaslight yourself anymore. Drinks coffee in the dark. Probably barefoot.

🧒🏻 Jenny – Wand-Wielder & Doorway Opener (aka Inner Child)

Pure magic. Carries a glitter pen and doesn’t care what you think about it. She’s the one who remembers—joyfully, wildly, and sometimes chaotically.

So that’s the team. Underpaid, overfeeling, but finally working together. This blog won’t solve your trauma, but it will remind you you’re not alone in the madness—and maybe help you name your own internal coworkers before they file a complaint.